Michael Vick Regrets Wearing Dog-Skin Coat To Meet With Goodell

Not since Frank Lucas has anyone regretted wearing a fur coat so much.
Via The Onion
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Bill Bellamy Elected To Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame

Bill Bellamy Elected To Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame.

"A lot of people say Bill Bellamy was the Michael Jordan of Rock 'N' Jock basketball, but I think Michael Jordan was the Bill Bellamy of the NBA," Violators general manager Kareem Abdul-Jabbar told reporters.

Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets

Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets

Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan

The Onion & Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan.